In the name of Alternia and Earth...

... I will BEEP your BEEP! .... Oh, BEEP it.

Your name is CASSANDRA EMILY EGBERT-VANTAS and you are SIX SWEEPS OLD. You have just created this tumblr in order to talk with your family in the past, before the adults got all boring. You think it is totally SUGOI that you can talk back in time like this, and that the past versions of your siblings are the most KAWAII things you've ever seen!

You love anime and vocaloids, especially SAILOR MOON, and often spend your time wishing you actually were a SAILOR SENSHI or else a GOD TIER so that you could really be a MAGICAL GIRL. If you ever played a particular apocalyptic game, your title would be the SYLPH of MIND, but you never have, much to both your relief and disappointment. You speak in a fairly ordinary manner, except for when you attempt to curse. Then you self-censor yourself by BEEPing instead of saying what you actually want to say. You have no control over this reflex and it IRRITATES THE BEEP out of you!

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Reblogged from wwhatsitliketobeaprincePosted 1 year ago. ♥ 11 Notes


Posted 1 year ago. ♥

Uncle Karkat!

Uncle Karkat DO NOT EVER HAVE SEX IN THE BEEP TREEHOUSE DON’T DO IT OH MY BEEP MY EYES!


Posted 1 year ago. ♥

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

He also messed up this really sweet mix tape Eriflynn made for Bells!

It had been really adorable and full of Tangled songs and the sweetest love songs and - and Blaise put this really nasty song about BEEP in the middle of it and Eriflynn didn’t notice… Bells wouldn’t talk to him for weeks!

hope i grounded him.

I don’t know what you did but he was really nice to everyone for about a month afterward.

He’s okay sometimes… I guess.

Annoying as BEEP though.

he’s just like me at his age.

Nah, the one like you is Gilbert.

RARARARARARA BEEP BEEP YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP but really protective and stuff.

Blaise too. i was a proper little shit.

Terrel is sweet though, mostly.

Oh - OH MY BEEP WHAT THE BEEP?!?

Sorry Uncle Karkat I have to go, Blaise just - AAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY BEEP WHY ARE THEY NAKED?!?!?

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

He also messed up this really sweet mix tape Eriflynn made for Bells!

It had been really adorable and full of Tangled songs and the sweetest love songs and - and Blaise put this really nasty song about BEEP in the middle of it and Eriflynn didn’t notice… Bells wouldn’t talk to him for weeks!

hope i grounded him.

I don’t know what you did but he was really nice to everyone for about a month afterward.

He’s okay sometimes… I guess.

Annoying as BEEP though.

he’s just like me at his age.

Nah, the one like you is Gilbert.

RARARARARARA BEEP BEEP YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP but really protective and stuff.

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

He also messed up this really sweet mix tape Eriflynn made for Bells!

It had been really adorable and full of Tangled songs and the sweetest love songs and - and Blaise put this really nasty song about BEEP in the middle of it and Eriflynn didn’t notice… Bells wouldn’t talk to him for weeks!

hope i grounded him.

I don’t know what you did but he was really nice to everyone for about a month afterward.

He’s okay sometimes… I guess.

Annoying as BEEP though.

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

Oh don’t be silly, I love all of you!

… Except Blaise. Blaise is a jerk.

He can BEEP a BEEP.

Why am i not surprised

Word of advice, Uncle Karkat: Don’t let him spend too much time near Daddy.

Please.

Unless you want the entire hive to wake up with teal hair.

Oh christ.

He also messed up this really sweet mix tape Eriflynn made for Bells!

It had been really adorable and full of Tangled songs and the sweetest love songs and - and Blaise put this really nasty song about BEEP in the middle of it and Eriflynn didn’t notice… Bells wouldn’t talk to him for weeks!

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

Oh don’t be silly, I love all of you!

… Except Blaise. Blaise is a jerk.

He can BEEP a BEEP.

Why am i not surprised

Word of advice, Uncle Karkat: Don’t let him spend too much time near Daddy.

Please.

Unless you want the entire hive to wake up with teal hair.

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight:

trollsailorsenshi:

hemoknight started following you

Hi Uncle Karkat!

Hey sweetie. its nice to see you. C:B

Hello! It’s so awesome that I can post thingss back in time, don’t you think?

Oh wait how far back is this?

You’re married to Aunt Feffy right?

yes. you’ve been born, as well.

Aaaah great, great, I didn’t post too far back.

I’m six now.

Is little me kawaii, Uncle Karkat?

well i can definitely tell who your favorite family member is.

she’s as cute as a button.

Oh don’t be silly, I love all of you!

… Except Blaise. Blaise is a jerk.

He can BEEP a BEEP.

Tagged with: ♥ hemoknight
Reblogged from hemoknightPosted 1 year ago. ♥ 17 Notes

skreekat started following you

AAAAAAAAAH!

Uncle Skree you’re so - so - BEEP KAWAII!

I wish I could go back through time just to cuddle you aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Tagged with: ♥ skreekat
Posted 1 year ago. ♥



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